About The Time Tourists
The Time Tourists is a weekly Internet Radio Show written and produced by Sean J. Jordan and his future counterpart from the year 2018. The show features the adventures of Sean (in the present day) attempting to help his future self navigate time and space in an accidentally stolen time machine* as Future Sean attempts to learn how to use the thing. New shows are posted on the site every Sunday, and the run-time is typically about 35-40 minutes in length. The show is sponsored by Sean’s novel publishing company, Potted Meat Publishing, an imprint of Army Ant Publishing.
*He didn’t mean to steal the thing, or so he claims. And he’s going to bring it right back to exactly when he stole it, honest.
About Sean Jordan
Sean J. Jordan has worked as a professional writer and editor, but he’s also got a background in business management, marketing, and public relations. Don’t let that turn you off, though; he really is a nice guy, and he believes in using his marketing knowledge for good, not evil. Sean’s best known for his work with comic book company Dabel Brothers Publishing, where he’s been writing press releases (and the occasional comic book!) since 2002. Sean also hosts another site, http://www.sean-jordan.com, which details his research as a small publisher just starting out.
He includes the extra “J.” in his professional name because there are at least two other Sean Jordans out there who are professional writers. Go figure.
About Future Sean
Not much is known about Future Sean since he refuses to say anything interesting about what he’s done with his life. What we do know is that he’s currently trapped in history, piloting a time machine from the far, far future with controls written in a language he can’t understand. The sad thing is, he remembers hosting this show on the other end, but he doesn’t remember many of the details, so he desperately needs the help of Present Day Sean and those listeners bold enough to post their own theories.
About 1999 Sean
In 1999, Sean Jordan was an idiot and a loser, living at the dorms at the University of Illinois and wasting time, money, and oxygen. Seriously. Ask his friends. (That’s a trick; you can’t, because he didn’t have any). Or, even better, ask his future selves, who love to give 1999 Sean the occasional prank call. And trust us when we say you should be glad you don’t know this guy. He sucks.
